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Watch Out For the Bat Boy

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Stop ice grillin' the Phillies players, bat boy. I am watching YOU.

I don't know what is on your mind, bat boy, but don't even think about doing something slick. You might wear the Phillies' uniform, but it is clear that you are a Yankees fan. It's all over your pale little "I wanna grow up to be like the Robert De Niro character in The Fan" face.

The World Champs should be cautious around this kid. He could be dangerous.

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Anonymous said…
This kid is definitely a problem, he must be stopped
October 29, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Anonymous said…
What a cutie!
October 29, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Anonymous said…
better watch what you say, thats my brother youre talking about!
October 30, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Jay Floyd said…
Surely, I kid...

Especially because that glare of his is suspect and I don't want him coming after me too.
October 30, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said…
stop hatin that you dont have his jobb!
November 4, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Jay Floyd said…
Dear, Batboy...stop having your friends and family pop trash on PhoulBallz.com.

I know I am sort of a cool mythological internet being, but I am not difficult to find. If I have upset you, and you would like to glare at me also, I welcome it. We can have a staring CONTEST, if you wish. It might be tough for me, because of the icy glow that is the result of you getting your extreme pale on, but I will make a solid effort.

Good luck with your position as The Official Master of World Series Spook. Stay fresh.

Adoringly,
Jay Ballz
November 4, 2009 at 6:50 PM
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