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Eric Bruntlett, you've just gotten more hits than you've had in over a month and made history by executing a game ending unassisted triple play! What are you going to do next?

I'm goin' to Beard-o World!

Mr. Bruntlett, I am awarding you a one day pass. For Sunday's moment in time, I agree that for the next 24 hours you will not be deserving of what has become daily Bruntlett-Bashing online, on the radio, on television, in the news and at my office. You are still undeserving of being a Major League player, Eric Bruntlett, but for one day, I will not speak of it.

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Jason said…
hows it going man,

i'm going to add your site right now to my best sports blog page now. part 1 of the link exchange complete, lol.

Jason
August 24, 2009 at 4:48 AM
Sleepy said…
Eric Bruntlett still sucks.
August 24, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said…
I always get in some kind of trouble when I bash a player like this :)

IRONPIGPEN
August 25, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Jay Floyd said…
I don't know what to tell ya, IronPigPen. Real media should be allowed to critique players and the team without fear of repremand.

I've bashed way worse than this. This post was meant as a joke, but on the real- guys who bat in the .140's should NOT be in the Majors. It's embarrassing.
August 25, 2009 at 12:58 AM
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