Letter to White Sox Fans

Dear hopeful homerun handlers,

As we've discussed here on PhoulBallz.com before, closing your eyes when trying to catch homerun balls in flight is not the best way to have success. Two Chicago White Sox fans got in the way of some long balls during Wednesday night's game.

Guy in the above picture,who appears to be Vito from the Sopranos...based on your televised experiences with Johnny Cakes, I truly thought you'd be more comfortable and better composed when balls are flying toward your head.

I feel sorry for you, center guy in white shirt. I am sure that once you fully displayed your scaredy-cat-like homerun volleying, that plus-sized Stone Cold Steve Austin, behind you, laid you out with a Stone Cold Stunner for shaming his section.

Best of luck in your futures, blind ballin' Chicagoans. Tell Jim Thome we send a holler.

Love, PhoulBallz.com

PS- Stay awesome.

Comments

Anonymous said…

BALLIN!!

-OBC

June 25, 2009 at 2:33 PM

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