USA to Face Japan in the Semi-finals

Jimmy: "A'ight, JC, dog. So, look...Shane and I wanted to apologize for getting those hits off you and beating you and your boys in da WBC. Like, I'm just sayin', ya know. You gotta do whatcha gotta go."

JC: "Nah, it's cool, man."

Shane: "Oh, no questions asked, it's cool!"

Jimmy: "Yeah, and just make sure you don't give up any more hits to David Wright from here on out. Scott Eyre and dat kid Happ might lock down the lefty spot in the 'pen, while you out servin' dat suspension. A'ight then...we gotta go fly to Cali now, 'cause Team USA is the team to beat in this World Baseball Thang."

Comments

Jay Floyd said…

Please add your own dialogue or captions if you wish...

March 20, 2009 at 1:42 AM

IRONPIGPEN said…

Looks like our predictions end up going head to head...

March 20, 2009 at 4:25 AM

Amanda said…

Hahaha. Love the Shane NQA addition.

March 20, 2009 at 5:16 PM

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