Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A Letter to This Guy

Dear Cardinals fan,
When a homerun ball is hit in your direction, do not close your eyes and raise both hands far above your head, leaving your face/chest/neck/head defenseless. Jayson Werth long balls to the cranium are probably not very comfortable. Next time, let the guy in the pajama pants behind you take a crack at it. He may not know how to dress well, but he keeps his eyes open in the face of killer shots from World Champion outfielders.



PS- Stay hot.


Jay Floyd said...

It's also worth (Werth?) mentioning that the only person in the picture with a baseball mit is about the only person that stayed seated...and he's HOLDING the mit in the wrong hand.

I thought St. Louis was a baseball town. Why can't anyone catch a baseball?

Amanda said...

Hahaha. Wow. I love how everybody around him is scared of the ball too.

Canadian Wood said...

Hahaha. The look on his face is priceless.